The Wizard of Central New Jersey

According to New Jersey folklore, My Uncle is a wizard, which sounds weird but he is bald, old and with a long beard, But there is more. like he brews potions commonly known as moonshine, which is legal under New Jersey State. He’s not like a cool like a wizard who brews invisiblilty potions in a tower or something. He also isn’t as cool as pioneer who gets drunk on moonshine to numb the hypothermia. He is more like the guy making hard apple cider in old Dasani bottles within a basement. Last week he was corking one of his “potions” and the bottle was corked with enough pressure that it made a hole in his wall. like a wizard has a fireball, my uncle has a special edition fireball whiskey from 1998. Most wizards fight dragons and other monsters while my Uncle fights the urge to drink anything non-alcholic.