College Process Satire

The college process is crazy

Firstly, on tours

they will show you the nicest dorm on campus,

and you’re like, ‘Wow, I am starting to think I can see myself here!’

Then you get in and they give you your keys and put you in Brick Tower like #8,

which was built in 1922 and smells like broken dreams and fear.

The second crazy thing about college is the forms they make you sign on Applications

They will ask normal questions at first like, ‘List your address your parents’ income, and your soul’s net worth.

Then they give you a loan with the vibe of a loan shark.

‘Here’s $40,000. Pay us back… whenever. Or don’t. We’ll find you.’”